A girl quickly punches a number into her phone and waits until she hears the other line pick up.
“Becky, I don’t know what to do, I really don’t. I love him so much and I don’t think he thinks of me that way. I mean, whenever I see him or think of him, I can’t help it, this smile comes across my face. Sometimes he sees me smiling and smiles back. That’s when my knees turn to jello and I get butterflies in my stomach. I know you think that he’s is so totally adorable and cute, but if you look past that and actually listen to what he has to say, you find a totally different person. He’s so caring and considerate and he makes me feel like I don’t deserve him. Well, actually, I don’t deserve him. He’s too perfect, I mean, look at all the girls that fall over for him. I could never be one of those. Their all so pretty and bubbly and….. not me. I couldn’t even start to compare myself to them. But whenever I think of him or see him, I can’t help it, I smile. Now I didn’t tell you this but he called me the other day about homework. I tell you now, I made a complete fool of myself. I’m so embarrassed. I stuttered the whole time, but he was so sweet and just kept talking and making me feel better. He’s so perfect Becky, I don’t deserve him, so why do I keep wishing and praying that he will notice me, why?…………Becky? Becky are you there?”
“This isn’t Becky.”
Petrified the girl asks, “Then who is this?”
“ This is the guy who’s smile turns your knees to jello and I just wanted to say one thing. Everything you just said now, I’ve been wanting to say since the day I met you.”
1.”Hey, are you busy?” or “Are you doing something?” ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
2.Guys get so pissed when girls say they’re fat right after we told them theyre not and a guy will just keep saying your not because he needs to be right in a situation about looks
3.Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they’re gonna say so there aren’t awkward pauses, but once he’s on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
4.Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
5.Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
6.Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they’re going for the let-her-complain-to-you-an d-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
7.A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
8.Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they’re still loved.
9.Don’t talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
10.Guys get jealous easily.
11.Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
12.Guys are more emotional than they’d like people to think.
13.Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…nevermind..” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he’ll assume he did something wrong and he’ll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
14.Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
15.Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
16.Girls are guys’ weaknesses.
17.Guys are very open about themselves.
18.It’s good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don’t let him wait too long.
19.Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
20.If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.
21.A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
22.Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
23.Guys will brag about anything.
24.Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.
25.Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn’t notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
26.Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy’s confused, then we’re all confused.
27.Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
28.Try to be as straightforward as possible.
29.A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be mature and grown up.
30.If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
31.No matter how much guys talk,personality is key.
32.Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
33.Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
35.When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
36.When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me.”
37.Guys don’t really have final decisions.
38.If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn’t happen that often, so when it does, you know something’s up.
39.If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you’re with your boyfriend, he’s probably jealous and likes you.
40.When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don’t say you aren’t. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don’t want you to disagree with them.
41.When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he’s definitely thinking something.
42.Guys like femininity not feebleness.
43.Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.
44.A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
45.Don’t be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
46.Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
47.Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
48.Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
49.If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don’t say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren’t interested in a relationship and they will respect you.
50.Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
51.A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl’s mind for a day.
52.No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He’s just too stubborn to admit it.
54.We don’t like girls who are too skinny.
57.Believe it or not shy guys are the easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours…
58.When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
59.Guys cant think of anything to say to a girl they really like, cause they dont want to screw up.
Girl: We’re best friends right? Boy: Yes, of course. Girl: So be honest with me, who do you like? Boy: No one. I love someone. Girl: Ohh, she must be very lucky. Boy: Definately. I’ve loved her ever since I met her. Girl: Really? Well, since we’re best friends, I wanna meet her. Go call her. Boy: Oh okay. *Boy takes out his phone, dials her number and phones her* Girl: Wait, hold on I think I’m getting a call. *Answers the phone* Girl: Hello? Boy: I love you.
All my life I had been looking for something, and everywhere I turned, someone tried to tell me what it was.I accepted their answers too, though they were often in contradiction and even self-contradictory.I was naïve.I was looking for myself and asking everyone except myself questions which I, and only I, could answer.It took me a long time and much painful boomeranging of my expectations to achieve a realization everyone else appears to have been born with that I am nobody but myself.I am told to just be myself.And I will.
Boy: You know what? Girl: What? Boy: Next time i see you, don’t wear that skirt again, it’s too revealing Girl: Why? I thought you loved that skirt Boy: Next time, wear something that reaches to your ankles Girl: Ok whatever Boy: A dress that reaches to your ankles.. and wear long white gloves that reach to your elbows Girl: What? Boy: Trust me Girl: What are you trying to do? Hide me from everyone? Boy: Do up your hair as well real pretty Girl: Are You listening to what i’m saying? You’re so conservative, don’t choke me like this… Are you kidding me? Boy: I’m dead serious. Girl: You know i dont like guys who boss me around Boy: … Wear a veil Girl: … what? Boy: Wear this ring too Girl: …. Boy: Marry Me awww. : ))
Suatu masa dahulu, terdapat sepohon epal yang amat besar. Seorang kanak- kanak lelaki begitu gemar bermain-main di sekitar pohon epal ini setiap hari.
Dia memanjat pohon tersebut, memetik serta memakan epal sepuas-puas hatinya, dan adakalanya dia beristirahat lalu terlelap di perdu pohon epal tersebut. Anak lelaki tersebut begitu menyayangi tempat permainannya. Pohon epal itu juga menyukai anak tersebut.
Masa berlalu… anak lelaki itu sudah besar dan menjadi seorang remaja. Dia tidak lagi menghabiskan masanya setiap hari bermain di sekitar pohon epal tersebut. Namun begitu, suatu hari dia datang kepada pohon epal tersebut dengan wajah yang sedih.
"Marilah bermain-mainlah di sekitarku,” ajak pohon epal itu.” Aku bukan lagi kanak-kanak, aku tidak lagi gemar bermain dengan engkau,” jawab remaja itu.” Aku mahukan permainan. Aku perlukan wang untuk membelinya,” tambah remaja itu dengan nada yang sedih. Lalu pohon epal itu berkata, “